Ohhhh laaawwwwddd gawdd, I have not written a blog post in a year. I am sorry. But, follow me on the Insta machine if you do not already, I am BASICALLY blogging there. This really is my favorite blog post every single year, so yeah, didn’t wanna miss it and ignore my little blog in all of 2017. And, I shit you not, I get text messages about this bad boy. Texts from ladies who would like to pass this list off to their partners. Shit you not.
And yes, selfishly it is for me. Enjoy and happy mother fucking holidays y’all!
So, I used to have a really good milk frother but it was a son of a bitch to clean, this claims that it is SUPER easy to clean. So, winning. And I NEEEED a milk frother. For sure.
Yes, hi. I work a lot and mother a lot, and this would be DOPE.
ECOVACS DEEBOT N79 Robotic Vacuum Cleaner with Strong Suction, for Low-pile Carpet, Hard floor, Wi-Fi Connected << I mean.. YAAASSSSS
(For the dopest witch in yo life.)
Ummm the whole set would be dope…. Anything from this shop will absolutely do to help round out my altar and offerings. I mean my collection of things.
But also, this would do…
World’s Most Amazing House Flippers (size 39 or 40 pleassseeee)
The Citizenry – ABRIGO BED BLANKET (this store makes my heart SO WARM)
PAMPAS LEATHER SQUARE PILLOW x 2
These would just look real dope on my grey couch 🙂
THINGS TO WEAR…
I just want you all to know that NOTHING fits quite like a Reformation Dress. They just know how to dress a lady. And this lady has some things up in the trunk. So yeah. Indulge yourself, and buy something from a really amazing company. https://www.thereformation.com/products/onyx-dress-grey
Literally, Madewell. I love you. A lot. Thank you. No really, thank you.
Hello, why would I NOT NEED THIS?
Husband… (They sell Raw by Olivia Mar at Thistle in OB, just an FYI.)
ALL THE (almost) GREEN BEAUTY THINGS
Okay. For the most part my beauty routine is rather green. But ish is expensive, so I have tried all of these brands at some point, but have some indulgences included I have always wanted to try. This actually needs an entire post dedicated to my green beauty bag, but for now, these are the things I am dying for. x x
Really Good Splurge on Anti-Aging oil (cheaper than botox)
INDIE LEE SWISS APPLE SERUM
To be clear, anything Indie Lee makes I would like on my face. Fact.
“A revolutionary anti-aging serum designed to even the skin tone, reduce appearance of wrinkles, and preserve a youthful appearance. Formulated with the stem cells of a rare Swiss apple, this combination of rich proteins, phytonutrients, and protects your skin from environmental stress.” << STEM CELLS, BRAUGH
“Harnessing the power of vitamin-rich rosehip oil, this gentle yet indulgent cleanser and eye makeup remover soothes skin to help slow the signs of aging, preserve moisture, and improve the appearance of redness and rosacea prone skin.”
Heritage Store Rosewater & Glycerin (STILL THE BEST THERE IS I SWEAR)
Can someone get me in touch with the marketing department so I can redo all of their packaging, I swear I could make them milllllionnns.) 🙂
I love this shit SOOOO much. And this shop. If you live in San Diego, GO TO THERE IMMEDIATELY.http://www.theholisticscienceco.com/fortified-eye-repair-rx-1oz/
Anything from RMS Beauty, and if you do not have the luminizer yet, get it. But I especially need this:
Fresh Face Foundation (in Optimal for moi)
Dude, this brand from my homeland of Sweden is everything…
I was told THIS natural deodorant actually works, and I am DYING to try it. Holistic Science Co. for the record is still my tried and true fave.
Hair Straightener. Yup. Straight 2003.
Shout out to my ahmazing hair dress Julie Withers, she would like you all to know that if she could have her clients buy ANY ONE THING for the health of their hair, it is this product. THANKS JULES!http://amzn.to/2B6yGu7
Books + Hobbies
Radical Medicine (STILL ON MY XMAS WISHLIST Y’ALL)
Membership to the Secco Wine Club Please 🙂 Do you know how much sugar and pesticides are in American wine? Dude, did you?
That’s it y’all!
x to the ohhh, Whitters!
See you next December!